Take a look around your store. Go ahead, we'll wait. OK ... so was there a customer (or customers) trolling the lesbian section, checking out the DVDs - and putting them back on the shelf? Meet a different kind of alternative customer. Full-on 'core is too much for them to stomach ... but swimsuits, lingerie and lipstick lesbian caresses really float their boat.

Great! Direct them to Girls Night In 2, a harmless bit of fluff that barely shows muff. The girls strut, stroll and stroke in the most elegant manner, if a bit stiff. Honey-dipped videography (Larry Malloy) is worth a pre-nom; some of the girls may be former layout queens (it's not specified), and the whole package is just oh-so tasteful.

Retailing: For the customer who likes girls and softer core material.