Subtitled "Medically Improved Love Konstructs," MILK resembles that old classic porno Café Flesh - at least in appearance. As the prior generation will attest, Café Flesh had a plot, characters and humor. Here, those elements are lacking as a bunch of stunning Private girls pretend to be sexbots specifically created for fucking on stage. In many ways MILK is the perfect Private vehicle. Their performers are so physically perfect they make great sex machines, and the equally perfect/hung Private guys make ideal droids. As they bang away amidst "arty" sci-fi lighting effects and jumpy edits, one can almost hear the clockwork gears grinding to a hump. Pre-nom: Best Videography. Retailing: Sci-fi with Private performers who play sexbots perfectly. - Bradley Milton
