Porn featuring midgets doesn't have to be freakish and weird – but introducing an aging and apparently developmentally disabled diminutive performer to the mix takes things from edgy and exciting to sideshow creepy.

Viewers will find two scenes of average height and far shorter men and women getting their wild thing on. First up is a couch filled with amiable and attractive folk, including two notably short fellows and a frisky dark chocolate-skinned tiny tart who scrambles all over her date in search of dick.

Then things get very, very creepy when, in addition to a bland but attractive average sized guy and a stocky but not unattractive bronze-toned midget man, two pretty girls get it on with a cross-eyed, saggy-skinned, elder midget who laughs like a blue jay and never seems to quite be in the same plane of reality as everyone else. Eerie but interesting.

Retailing: Best for those who like their midget sex a little twisted and weird.