IE5 chugs along at a fairly standard pace for the greater portion of its running time, delivering spankable but routine specialty material.

After an amusing interstitial comedy sketch starring the director himself (in what can only be described as a lecherous parody of Sesame Street's vacuous "Mr. Noodle") the viewer is finally confronted with what will clearly be pre-nom'd as a Most Outrageous Scene, even in a totle rated lower than AAAA. The sequence in question features Veronica Jett, looking every inch the slut while tied to a wooden post in fluorescent green fishnets. Now Jett is the kind of gal who looks uncomfortable without a thick slab of horsecock up her ass, so we all know what's cumming.

Sure enough, her [uncredited] partner bends her over and lays some alimentary pipe – an expected move. However, viewers won't be expecting what escapes from her swollen sphincter directly after the spooge expulsion. Let's just call this bit a scatological homage to South Park's Mr. Hanky and leave it at that.

Retailing: Misty squirts during a BTS solo.