According to the box cover for this rock-solid release, legendary woodsman and director Rocco Siffredi occupies his time with "anal concerns and matters of the vagina." So it's like jury duty with fucking thrown in?

All jokes aside, Siffredi is quite calculated in his approach to smut. He creates scenarios, er, dreams, that should satiate perverts hungry for convoluted situations that quickly morph into filthy fuckfests.

Bottom line, thanks to an adept European cast, Captain Siffredi knows a thing or two about spinning a sexual yarn.

So if your customers have "concerns about anal" or a "matter with vagina," they should by all means, consult Mr. Siffredi, a man who should be able to diplomatically resolve those pressing issues with either his rod or his camera, or both.

Retailing: Fans of Siffredi's situational sex romps will lap this stuff up.