"So you think men don't know how to talk to girls?"

"They don't have a pussy. They don't know how does it feel to stick a dildo in your butt and your pussy at the same time, so I guess this is something that I have to explain to my models."

Thus starts Sandy Agent Provocateur. Shot in Hungary (almost certainly in capital city Budapest), the production is seven scenes long, split into chapters by days of the week.

The premise is simple, starring the title's "Sandy" as she goes about foreign streets in search of willing young starlets to fuck jocks and eat box. For our hostess, the affair is entirely lesbian; and twice she fiddles the female who faddles the male (once during the deed, once when it's done). Everything else is all-girl, Wednesday's activity a threesome in the open country air.

The unspecified sluts are standard Euro-variety, and – between the carpet munching – there's even a little anal.

Retailing: For Euro-lovers of (mostly) lesbian sex, Sandy is a fair and provocative agent.