With such a collection of nasty eye-candy, we were expecting a Dream Team event of Olympic proportions. While Ice LaFox and Marie Love display a true love for the game, other scenes just drift along in a laid-back manner more suited to a badmitton tournament at Club Med. (Especially surprising was the Alexis Silver/Li'l Baby tag team, who barely work side-by-side with their well-hung partner.)

If it's up to Ice and Marie to take up the slack, then so be it. At first, a coin-toss could decide which match holds the greater interest – but Luv takes the ball(s) and runs with it when she brings a dildo onto the playing field while positioned atop her Nubian contender. Assward into the end zone it goes! Her frothy pussy proves that she got game after all.

Retailing: Foil-embossed softcore cover will sell itself.