Haley Scott is not interested in discussing Ireland with the director during the behind the scenes footage, but once she's done her little tease and is on the couch rubbing herself, she doesn't necessarily look too interested in masturbating, either – although she's not the least inspired of the crew.

Cindy Sterling looks fine but just sounds contrived, while Denise K. manages to at least summon some warmth and a big smile. Hillary Scott eggs on viewers as the lists the various parts of her body they might be lusting after. She talks dirty and gets loud while plunging away at her pussy with a red G-spotter but never manages to sound quite sincere.

Lexi Bardot serves up the hottest of the releases? scenes while fingering her cunt and her ass and suggesting fans give her body a good look cuz she's feeling hot, horny, and sexy. If only everyone else could have said the same.

Retailing: A valid backup recommendation when hotter releases are in short supply.