Seriously, have you ever wanted to know what sort of pet your favorite adult film star owns? If you have, then Porn Star Pets is for you. A look at the pets of the men and women who fuck for a living, this is a feature devoid of porn or nudity, but full of fur.

The best pet here is Cherry the Turtle, already a star from The Surreal Life, this little guy belongs to the one and only Ron Jeremy. Ron, as always, is fun to watch onscreen no matter what, but the rest of this is almost painfully boring, unless you're REALLY into animals, and not in the way that you'd most likely be into animals to make this interesting.

Since there is literally no comparison whatsoever to determine the value of this feature, there's no choice but to deem it average.

Retailing: Tough sell. Perhaps pet lovers will like it?