Damus is another one of those director/videographers who love to hear themselves talk, even at the expense of the viewer. Despite the fact that most of these asses can do the talking for themselves, Damus needs to spout his obtuse observations throughout each scene; and when the guys are ready to drop and deliver, he accompanies their nut-busting with an obnoxiously loud "Ooooooohhhhh yeaaaaahhhh!"

If your customers can stand all that (we suspect a lot of cheap beer will help) they'll find three fine ladies to behold: Sophie Dee, an appealing blonde with ice-blue peepers; Kim, a dark ethnic gal, and Veronica Bella, a foul-mouthed Italian wench who goes the extra mile for a dick up the butt. (Why none of this trio managed to make the cover is a complete mystery.) Divorced from Damus? inane comments, the action is decent. Next time we'd gladly award an extra 1/2 A for his silence.

Retailing: Ethnic, anal, big ass.