From the mind of Thomas Zupko comes this blend of butt worship and moron jokes – with a laugh track, yet!

"William Ball-Ass" (a takeoff on Wallace, the Braveheart guy), played by Anthony Rosano in a fake beard and kilt, comes to the rescue of horny women with deadbeat mates.

The guys say stuff like "I'm a doofus" and get cursed out by the women. Then Ball-Ass shows up to fuck them, after dancing a little highland fling. Luscious Lopez is particularly dynamic, at both sex and verbal abuse, as is anal champ Flower Tucci.

The sex is generally good, thanks to the women's energy, and there are lots of good ass shots. But the bizarre connective tissue is going to be off-putting to a lot of viewers.

Retailing: Try it out in the anal sex bin.