"Please watch my fucking scenes," reads the cock-eyed cover copy. This skewed translation seems more like a plea than an enticement, and frankly if Cospet continues in this direction it will be. Pretty Jyun is of the petite and cute variety, but her agreeable presence cannot make up for a dearth of hot encounters.

Whether coupled with one guy or two, the result is the same: Jyun is incompetent at sucking dick (either her skills are poor or she detests the very thought). Penetration merely leaves her whimpering. Clearly, she appreciates a buzzing magic bullet over the real thing, but that fact is wasted on all but the most dedicated solo fans. (By the way, unless pajamas count, the "costume pet" angle to which the title alludes is entirely absent.)

Retailing: Super close cunt shots may satisfy raincoaters and gynecologists.