We're not sure how much performance and how much reality was in Angelica Lauren's hard-driven, bored, just get this over with so I can get paid attitude, but it was downright unattractive. Cheaply filmed in a cinderblock room with vacuous sound so her high pitched squeals were even more annoying, the whole thing was just ugly.

From the rope ties that made her fake tits (she mentioned how much they cost) look like they were going to explode, the areolas stretching grotesquely, busting seemingly at the seams, to the milk enema that was a few shades more tan when dumped than when it went in, to the photographer's flash going off every few seconds, the whole thing was massively unappealing. Bella then gets fire cups put to her tits, and the two women play tug of war with their pussy lips, rope suspended between surgical clamps. End it all with the most uncomfortable, clumsy girl on girl 69ing with Sir B's angry running commentary, and a more awkward night couldn't be thought up by us.

Retailing: For your hardcore humiliation fans.