There's nothing like bad sex and lots of it. This month's Homegrown features one long Halloween party orgy – in this case, more tricks than treats. Even considering the latitude given to amateur status, by now any neophyte with a vidcam and a compass should know where to park the nose of the bloody thing for best coverage. (Hint: in the shadows of the woman's crotch who's being banged by a black guy ain't the place.)

While other action occurs in somewhat less murky light, it's either A) not particularly hot or B) hotter somewhere else in the room; as the off-screen moans attest. The final shot where everyone sits around congratulating each other defines the height of hubris.

Retailing: Some older folks meandering about; perhaps HV672 could matter to specialty customers.