What started out with a sci-fi premise in volume one (Amazons take over world) has somehow morphed into an erotic soaper about a girl with too small a pussy. Well no wonder — she looks likes she's eight bloody years old! (Of course she states that she's 18 in the English narration.)

Daiakuji opens with a wedding ceremony between Kakuga and her strapping fiancée Akuji. Suddenly a rival gang (at least that's our analysis) bursts on the scene with more hi-tek weaponry than a Terminator flick. Many spent bullets later, while American audiences are still pondering whaddafuck just went down, Kakuga and Akuji attempt to consummate their union, but her tweenie-sized coochie just won't cooperate. (At least they can 69 until he blows a load of cartoon jizz in her mouth.)

Eventually Kakuga finds her way to a sex doctor. Apparently in this alternate/future Japan, sex doctors speak like Peter Lorre and operate out of dungeons — sort of a Republican version of Planned Parenthood. By the time Kakuga witnessed the doc's perverted experiments it's chapter over. We're left wondering, what does Daiakuji the Xena Buster mean?

Retailing: Gratuitous sex 'n violence for the X-Box generation.