10 Man Cum Slam 15, from Mark Kulkis? kick-ass Kick Ass Pictures, promises the same adherence to nature as always. Ron Jeremy says so. With three sex-crazed, nymphomaniacal sluts and 17 men salivating to w(h)et their penises in phlegm-laden gastric juice, this all-oral face-banger is a prime example of prime numbers at work.

Young Hailey Young is first. Twelve gulps later, Sophie Dee – the self-proclaimed "dirty, stinkin,? fuckin,? whore from London" – deepthroats the gag-inducing quota.

Of Kelly Wells, the marketing claims we've "never seen a girl transform into such a manic, eye-rolling, vomiting, spitting, swearing horror (and whore) in [our lives]." Perhaps, perhaps not; but she's a raunchy fucking skank all the same. Kelly doesn't swallow one load at a time. She gurgles and snorts and lets it build into a mouthful. Then she swallows!

Don't eat before you watch this one, folks!

Retailing: You know it'll sell – that's the Kick Ass guarantee!