OK, anyone who hasn't been living under a rock for the past year or two knows about Buck, the only FTM transgender in the business. What happens when this former woman (now with muscles, hair, tats and an overcompensating stogie) hooks up with a MTF tranny? Well, basically the same thing that happens in Star Trek when matter meets anti-matter. "Cap?n, she's gonna blow!"

Which Buck does, with gusto – although sucking on condomized wang may not be for everyone. Hell, this whole vid may not be for everyone – and not for the reason you're probably thinking. Yes, it's totally bizarre; that's not the point. Buck Fever just ain't all that hot. Period.

While Buck clearly loves his vocation, his partners (both tranny and gay men) go through the motions. Whether they're freaked out or just disinterested, the bottom line is that most of the sex is perfunctory as any conventional release. What makes it less palatable is a reliance on ad-libbed, poorly conceived (and recorded) scenarios.

If Buck is really serious about being taken seriously, he should pay less attention to the novelty factor and more to creating an ambiance for white-hot encounters with whatever gender. As it stands now, Buck Fever is a work in progress.

Retailing: Gay, bi, tranny and carnival fans.