You're just in time – go now! Thanks to Alysha, it may be time to revive the old-school freak show, carnival barkers and all.

This woman is amazing, and watching her work her magic on various selections from her toy chest is kind of like the proverbial train wreck: You cringe, you gasp, but you can't tear yourself away from the sight of a petite blonde grinding down on a 45-pound, 16-inch around jet black cock and balls the size of her leg.

Likable, friendly Alysha is a goddess to fans of big toys, and deservedly so. If she ever had quadruplets, they'd probably emerge from her loins in a group hug. The only problem here – a lack of toy variety after 31 videos in the series.

Retailing: With the series.