Big Butt Bounce Wit Phat Ass Hydraulics opens with a scene that could have come straight out of Boyz In Da Hood. What's kind of disturbing about that is that the director of this "hood" feature is a white man, T.T.Boy. So, whose ghetto fantasy are we perpetuating here?

No matter. It's porn, not politics, and as long as there's enough ass to hypnotize, people will barely notice. And there's plenty of ass here. Tia Sweets is a gorgeous black woman with a tremendous ass. She fucks with great enthusiasm. Luscious Lopez, as always, has a great ass.

You know, the sex is just fine, but there's a gritty feeling in one's mouth when watching this feature. There's too much thug life and not enough sex going on.

It's exceptional in that it's almost unbearable to watch. The sex is average, though.

Retailing: There's a lot of big ass in it, and there are ass fans, right?