Granted, it is all about anal - but there's more to a successful scene than the mere act of buggery. As rollicking as the action gets, there's precious little intimate attraction on display. This is simply an inevitable fact in the business; a roll of the carnal dice as to which performers (many of whom are meeting for the first time) will ignite and which will phone it in. We think the winner today was Pac Bell.

With aggressive throat fucking that occurs between hot shots in the ass, Mika and Andrew Andretti nab the coveted "highlight of the video" spot. Clearly their chemistry is bubbling over here, and what's more, Mika limits her-dirty-talk-to-the-camera to a bare minimum. Perhaps it's the insincere yakkity-yak factor pervading the other segments that do them in. The girls spend far too much time trying to get the viewer hot rather than their partner; a distracting technique that too many directors employ without restraint.

Retailing: Black, Asian and caucasian babes indicate a place in the ethnic section.