Some very pretty European youngsters in pigtails get dicked in Pigtail Sluts, and the soundtrack features more techno than you are likely to have heard in one place since 1994. The sex, however, is at the heart of this title, so let's see how it pans out.
As it turns out, it's almost singularly average. It's like someone might have slipped this particular feature in a white box with the word "Porn" on the outside, just to illustrate what the thing inside is.
Sure, the girls are lovely, but there's just not a lot of heat to be generated here. And that music? It's pretty loud, and definitely annoying, especially as it's played all the way through.
Retailing: Fans of foreign chicks might know what to do with it. Stock it for them.