A few of these Eurobabes have kittenish appearances, but as sexual beings, the most basic animal instincts are sorely lacking. Despite d.p. action, there isn't a scene in this highly domesticated import that is memorable by any standards.

As if the lack of heat wasn't enough, these Alley Cats are crippled by substandard videography (a few pop shots are nearly missed) and laughable music - from romance themes to corporate motivational tunes; all canned and long past their expiration dates.

Retailing: A few cute girls doing bonus solos might keep it on the radar.