If this is the start of a new series all we can say it that it has a less auspicious debut than Our American Cousin - the last play attended by a certain Mr. Lincoln. Granted, the MILF maid niche is a tough act to produce, especially when the talent have to take frequent naps. But not on our time, please!

All of the ladies are in their 40s and still pretty good-looking. Penny White holds the most visual appeal, but lo and behold, 30 seconds into a promising solo her scene abruptly ends. The screen caption apologies for her hasty retreat from the amateur porn world. Now, why the hell was this minuscule bit of footage included?

Elsewhere the boning never raises to more than a tepid temp. For the first half of Susan and Jeff's scene, he looks like a necrophiliac poking a corpse. Thankfully, Sue warms up a tad before he blows a load on her pussy.

Retailing: Amateur filler, if you must.