Let's put it this way: anyone who doesn't wanna fuck has their nose stuck in the wrong trade publication. Perhaps The Christian Science Monitor would be more appropriate. Anyway, we were distracted enough by this release to give it a recommendation. Not an unequivocal one. Belonging to the "boring sex is better than no sex" gender, we declare it's not a washout. Private issues so much product that a few can't help but cruise along on nothing more than the fumes of gorgeous Eurosluts.

This volume offers a variety of situational scenarios, most of them wordless and getting right down to business after we get to soak in the scenery. It's nothing that hasn't been seen before: nightclub, pool table, photo shoot - we all know the drill.

Retailing: For couples: a pirate ship bonus scene, which finds a maiden lashed to the mast and ravaged by a romantic Harlequin-esque studboy.