The main tease for this is the scene between the two alleged brothers, Ace and Jonny, who come home from school and have a horny romp in their upstairs bedroom. They come home with their wildly colored baggy shorts and close-cropped hair and kiss each other tenderly (first signs that they’re not really bros), then suck each other off and fuck. Each of the three scenes has a lot of talking and some revealing and complex overhead shots. The first scene, called “After School Fuck” has Brooklyn catching Devin jacking off to a porn magazine, then helping out. The last scene unleashes Devin’s nice 10-inch cock again in a three-way on a pool table with Trystian and Luke. Four of the guys have solo scenes and they’re all shot in a way that is very voyeuristic, like the camera is spying on them during their private moments of pleasure.

At the very least we can credit the producers for being honest, because Fuck It! was clearly the overriding sentiment in the assembly of this loser. Foreign sources comprise the primary footage, revealing one common denominator: it's damned tiresome. Average-looking performers go through the motions while the editing overstates the mechanics - either by looping shots or simply hanging on takes far longer than necessary.

Soundtrack problems only make matters worse. Moans and groans drop out entirely. Music selections are so random that they appear to be slapped on from whatever CDs were sitting around the office: blues, techno and romance (all composed on a cheezy synthesizer).

To really rub it in, the "bonus scenes" are domestic solos clearly trimmed from the very same feature on the trailer! (i.e. Total Access - the girls and locations are identical.) If the vid has any value at all, it's the mere presence of bootie busting. Like the old Borscht Belt joke: Two old ladies on vacation compliment the restaurant, "It's not very good, but the portions are so large!"

Retailing: Unfamiliar faces and backdoor action might salvage this stinker.