The latest SMS volume is a mixed bag, but considering the genre that should cum as no surprise. Despite its deficiencies (mainly, that most of the strokers don't look excited when they climax), it delivers on the promise of hot stick-pussy jacking material.

We're happy to report that most of the gender benders are passable. Babydoll and Marina stand out (or is that poke out?) in the cute department, despite the fact that their pop shots don't pop so much as they dribble. Unlike some of their fellow he-shes these two appear to be the creation of hormones rather than silicone - a minus, but only in the post-op scars department. So that's actually a plus.

BBTs (big boned tranny) like Holly may have the build of a refrigerator but this Kenmore Mama really delivers the goopy goods, which shoot across a black coffee table like skipping stones. Sadie is no Transsexual per se, just a TV wannabe whose abnormally skinny body is a real turn off. Michelle falls somewhere in between; i.e. not bad-looking and hung like a racehorse but undeniably bored as she chomps on a wad of gum throughout her lengthy whack-a-thon.

Retailing: Decent cover for this genre.