It never fails: when an adult video opens up with a girl doing crossword puzzles, you can be sure that nobody involved with the production is looking to cop a Best Screenplay award.
Apparently Brigitte, a thick-waisted blonde, can't come up with a seven-letter synonym for "monotonous." Alas, the brainteaser will have to wait. Good news! Her neighbor Nick conveniently walks around with a suitcase full of fetish accessories, and quicker than she can say birds of a feather the girl finds herself roped to a chair while Nick plies his avian trade. Taking the action to the bedroom, he then cuffs her to the headboard and continues for the better part of an hour. Finally - in a stunning turn of irony - he leaves her there to squirm around by herself.
For tickling freaks, the action is nonstop and appears to be enjoyed by the participants. For reviewers, the experience redefines the word "tedious" (which, by the way, also happens to be a five letter synonym for predictable). Fade to black.
Retailing:Hog-tied covergirl Brigitte offers viewers a B & D bonus.