Megabust porner Pamela Peaks conducts genuinely inane interviews from the floor of consumer expo L.A. Erotica in this embarrassingly amateurish (and sexless) venture.

Traipsing from booth to booth, asking everyone from Seymore Butts to the latest fresh-off-the-busser to fill the viewing public in on what direction their career is taking them, the ample bosomed cumbucket plays like an overeager Joe Franklin on a Slurpee bender. The interviewees don't help matters - often holding their own microphones almost inside the mouth.

It goes downhill from there. Making matters even worse, the menu navigation is more confusing than Gary Busey reading the forward from a Harry Potter novel.

Retailing: HBO-esque porn angle should work well.