"Nautica's first anal scene!" Upon seeing Thorn sensually posing on the box cover we practically jammed the DVD into the player with torrid anticipation. Imagine our disappointment when the opening turns out to be nothing less than Nautica standing around on a street corner waiting for girlfriends. Interminably. Once they arrive they all climb into her car - depicted in loving detail - and set off for a day of shopping. After an eon of girly talk the action finally gets underway as Annie and Harmony engage in a standard jizz ' spit-sharing threesome with Chris Cannon.

Meanwhile, male escort Kris Slater begins a job hunt. More precious screen time is wasted with the endless minutiae of page turning, phone dialing, phone ringing etc. This occurs over and over throughout the vid like an extended MCI commercial.

Ultimately, reviewing such disappointments does not arouse feelings of smug satisfaction. Hopefully Thorn will be inspired to learn more about the craft before plunging into another listless venture.

Retailing: Great cover plus Thorn's fan following should generate interest.