Like the fashion models played by porners it depicts, Flash is all style, but with little sexual substance.

The high gloss sets, videography and editing are top-notch, but the sucking and fucking is routine, middle of the road and tepid at best, despite the A-list-dominated cast (Gina Lynn, Brittney Skye, Shy Love, others). And the voiceover by Lynn, playing a still camera artiste, is pretentious and dispensable.

Of the five sex scenes, maybe the most note-worthy is an all-girler with Lynn, Lexie Marie and Harmony. But that's only because of the dearth of standout slit scenes each year. In a sense, the sexiest thing about Flash arguably is Lee Stone's bitchin' chopper in scene four. Just kidding. Sorta.

Flash gets an above average rating strictly on its looks.

Pre-noms: Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Gina Lynn, Lexie Marie and Harmony; Best Videography (Lorenzo Santini); Best Editing (Lorenzo Santini); Best DVD Menus.

Retailing: Staid, boring cover screams couples, for whom this is intended.