Brazilian babes stuffed by yards of blacksnake? As it's said of most plans gone awry, "it sure looked good on paper." In execution, BDLC8 is a slapdash affair in which the director shows equal indifference to craft as well as heat. (Plus, the PAL-to-NTSC transfer is crummy.)

The girls aren't nearly as hot as the cover depicts them - but that's not a major issue. The fact that they don't appear enthusiastic to cornholing or facials is a major issue. In fact, their expressions reveal a dick-shrinking one-two punch of discomfort and distaste. The final threesome with a decent-looking redhead almost saves the day? until she gags on a double mouthful of jizz. Is etiquette dead these days, or what?

Retailing: The interracial/South American angle will most likely generate interest by itself.