Don't let the threatening title fool you. This short but fully realized movie from creator and director Bob Gonzo is often laugh-out-loud funny. His script, in which he plays a private eye trailing a white slavery ring, borrows from the Mel Brooks school of comedy: Throw as many jokes at the wall as possible, no matter how lame, and see what sticks. It's all very cheaply filmed, but it doesn't matter.

The script allows for great T&A shots, from the topless bartender jiggling while shaking a drink to the tied up beauties in the closet. This comes complete with a landshark reference and other smart allusions, and don't miss the meowing cat sound effect as one girl spreads her legs and says "Would you like to eat now, or later?" Most of the actors here are rather adept at comically mugging to the camera, knowing full well the sophomoric bad fun they're having.

Retailing: A humorous addition to your alternative section.