Apparently, having exhausted their limited collection of dress-up uniforms in previous volumes, the producers have settled for a variety of outré sex acts to keep this title alive. (By which reasoning they might as well change the title to "foilium," which stands for food/oil/speculum. You heard it here first, folks.)

Aside from the standard copulation: one girl has a dessert topping spread across her body and eaten; another is slathered in oil and fingered, while yet another receives a free Pap smear from Dr. Curious and his vaginal inspection device.

One might ask what this has to do with hot sex, and we wouldn't dare disagree. However, it's a sad fact that there's an audience for almost any human endeavor - it's just up to you to find them.

Retailing: The woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks.