Needless to say, all Asians don't look the same - but Asian Desires is hardly helping to dispel such cracker philosophy. The problem, while minor in the grand scheme of things, is pervasive: nearly every release contains the same action.

The girls kneel, facing a low-angled lens while a guy (or guys) come up from behind and stroke them over their clothes. This leads to panty rubbing. Then they break out the toys. The girls whimper and squirm. The guy (or guys) climb aboard and wiggle around for a while; then dribble a minor burst onto the face of a patient but unexcited receptacle.

As B.B. King once said, the thrill is gone, babe. Unless your Asian aficionados are exceptionally tolerant (or have Alzheimer's) this material is starting to play like a loop at the Cinema Déjà Vu - which is French for "needs more than cute girls."

Retailing: Viewers new to Asian fare are apt to enjoy the show.