Re-Penetrator is about a hair's breadth away from being an Editor's Choice; the only thing holding it back is the eensy, weensy sticking point that it's not a movie. Check that running time, folks: 22 minutes. This is a scene, nothing more. But what a scene it is! Funny, campy, ridiculously gory and - here's the extraordinary part - totally strokable.

There's something about Joanna Angel, man - even covered in blood and viscera and green goopy shit and god knows what else, she's just, like, hot. Now if they were to shoot four more scenes like this and call it a feature, take it from us - that would be some groundbreaking porn right there.

Pre-nom for Most Outrageous Sex Scene, Best Special Effects and Angel for Best New Starlet.

Retailing: Alt-porn that's truly got to be seen.