Mona, a plump Hispanic, clearly enjoys being marinated in hot bull gravy. However her natural spunk is dampened by a number of nagging problems, which tend to dilute the vid's viscosity.

First of all, she's not really so adept at giving head, yet the footage is dominated by oral action. Secondly, a conspicuously limp dick keeps creeping into shots like an unwanted tourist in scrapbook pictures. Was it too hard (oops - difficult) to ask Mr. Softee to stay out of shot until he had wood? Sheesh.

Then there's Mona's incessant chatter. She talks up her Website, she tries out a British accent, she blabs away about most anything in order to take the viewer's mind off the fact that the circle jerk hovering above her is headed towards what union workers happily describe as "golden overtime."

Finally the geysers begin to blow, unleashing a dozen loads of baby batter all over her face and hair.

Retailing: Solely for the dedicated jizz whiz.