The Once Upon a Time Series would like to attract couples and cultists of X-rated classics. This entry, a "vintage" mid-'80s shot-on-VHS French leftover will attract the latter (based on the frizzy haired bimbo quotient alone).

The predicament of couple Pierre and Sophie is simple. He's an unrepentant womanizer, and she wants kids. While on holiday, the two encounter an American couple with sexual appetites as insatiable as Pierre's.

The action follows the same performers swapping off. The distinctly sensuous blow jobs segue into round-after-round of dull, mostly-mish pussy-humping. The novelty value of Pierre's blow-dried salt and pepper hair and Speedo helps the cheese-factor, at least.

There are tracking issues from the master during the first 15 minutes.