Call us old-fashioned, but when a video "Produced by convicted felons!" becomes a selling point on the box cover, the Decline of Western Civilization cannot be far behind. Fact is, if we hadn't known in advance that Bust Out was the product of criminal minds, we surely would've guessed so.

Without wasting too much space, let's just say that the vid is totally devoid of creativity, technical competence or heat. The first two elements aren't essential, but the last breaks the bank. What makes the vid worthwhile - at least to some viewers - is the prodigious presence of Silicon Valley. Whoops – make that Echo Valley. Can't act or fuck worth a damn, but that rack belongs in the Macy's parade.