Tamara Longley gets the box here, but some customers may be disappointed that her sexual activity consists of just one b.j. scene at the end.
Tamara plays nurse, and Kevin James plays butler to an aging rouge who wills his fortune to whichever libertine is the sexiest among six invited guests. How that will be judged is unclear, since before the main action starts, a newspaper headline indicates that the old guy is already dead - but in truth, picking the best of these lukewarm couplings would take the wisdom of Solomon, and none of the cast display anywhere near that level of intelligence - or even much likeability.
Best of show - and that's not saying much - is the Rene Lovin/Joey Silvera mish/reverse cowgirl play before the fireplace, and there some anal action in the opener with Carol Titian, but neither scene is fulfilling.