Remember the old Saturday Night Live skit about the debate over "Razzles: candy or gum?" Here's the pornographic equivalent. Is Russian Holiday a solo tape with a few lesbian scenes or vice versa? The point is entirely moot because whatever it may be, there's no contesting that the vid is not particularly arousing.

Sure, the girls are pretty and (thankfully) underexposed; however solos like these are not exactly the stuff of which revolutions are made. It's not that the Russkettes are faking it. Nyet. They just aren't eyes-rolling-back-in-the-head climaxers. Their collective screen presence is much like the difference between taking a relaxing warm bath or a steamy invigorating shower. Both get the job done, but which is hotter?