The geisha, perhaps just as much a myth as the Cyclops, or the Illuminati. Still, men, for thousands of years have dreamt of this bound sex toy, enslaved for their pleasure. This is the domain of Tokyo Geisha Girls.

Fans of Asian may find this scintillating, and there are moments of heat in it, but for the most part, the myth prevails. Three scenes, virtually interchangeable, save the color of the kimonos, dot this landscape. The sex isn't bad; it's just not great.

Keep hunting. Perhaps you'll bag a geisha yet.