Attention ass fans: Prepare to bow down to a truly mind-boggling juggernaut of a celebration of rear end pulchritude. Long have followers known of director Jordan's dedication and expertise when it comes to the art of promoting keesters and the proud owner/operators of the finest in the industry, and in volume 7 of Ass Worship, he ain't letting nobody down.

The luscious Katsumi's scene alone is enough to bring a lump to your pocket; the woman has a unique combo of slut and sensualist that is unsurpassed, as is her unique ability to ingest objects. When they were handing out gag reflexes, apparently she wasn't around. Kat fellates some enormous toys and takes the real thing from Jordan. Ouch. Of course, she's just one of a stellar cast of reamstresses, and there's not a dud scene in the whooping two-disc, four hours-plus boff offering.

Lauren Phoenix is on fire as usual, ripping things up in a torrid threeway, but the real treat is seeing the curvy lass actually dressed up in eveningwear (even if it is the middle of the day). Scratch that, the real treat is seeing that bulbous booty emerge from her slinky outfit.

Another must-see miss is the sizzling Gia Paloma, whose tube top emblazoned with "TRAMP" says all. Though her skin tight, pink pants-clad bumper gets the message across, too. When she dons spandex short shorts and stripper heels and mounts a stepladder to screw in a light bulb, well, get the Handi-wipes ready. Then there's all the sex. ?

Pre-nom: Best Actress (Katsumi), Best Gonzo Release, Best Oral Sex Scene (Katsumi).