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Trader Hornee

Trader Hornee

Released Aug 01st, 2005
Running Time 83
Director Tsanusdi
Company Something Weird Video
Cast Lisa Grant, Others, Elizabeth Monica, Christine Murray, Deek Sills
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative



Decent, light comedy for your alternative section.


Hamilton Hornee (Buddy Pantsari) is a cheap detective who's sent, along with assistant (Elizabeth Monica), to Africa (Malibu Canyon, we're guessing, plus stock footage) to find a lost heiress (Deek Sills). He's accompanied by the usual crew: conniving cousins, a reporter (Lisa Grant), a scientist and an inebriated hunter, who thinks their target may be the "white goddess" of the Meshpoka ("family" in Yiddish) tribe.

It's a vaguely funny film, with humor and acting about on a par with the Adam West "Batman" TV show, and of about the same vintage,1970. Redheads abound, but interestingly, areolae don't; they appear to have been covered with "fleshtone" makeup. Of course, by the end, villains have gotten their comeuppance, "heroes" have gotten laid, and all's right with the world.

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