There was a time when jaded Americans had to turn to the Europeans to get nasty, hardcore, condom-free fucking. Now we've practically cornered the market when it comes to that kind of filth. This shift in global jack-off dominance is no better exemplified than in this particular import, which features four prophylactically challenged scenes that are no hotter than a Jumbo Jack that's been under the heat lamp for a half hour. Yes, the girls are fairly pretty, and imminently cornholable, but they're hardly cum-guzzling cock hogs? - and that's de riguer these days.

The closing scene tries to compensate for this shortcoming with the standard reverse-cowgirl reveal of Nicole's gaping asshole and the ceremonial pinching-of-the-nose-during-the-pop, but by then it's too late. The Europeans know better than to fuck like this. Shame on you, Europe. Shame on you.