To Max, foreplay is a merely golf term. Ten seconds after any one particular cheerleader shakes her pom-poms, he's up her ass like stink on a monkey. Following closely behind, Max dishes out another Hardcore staple - either the dreaded speculum or his upside-down throat drilling. After said cheerleader's make-up is trashed by torrents of involuntary drool, she eats his ass and he tosses a salad in her ruined face.
ZZzzzzzzzzzz. This kind of action has been going on for years now, with nary a break in the routine or the location. To us, it's like a Cirque du Soleil act gone stale. To new viewers or devoted fans, however, it's still one helluva ride - and that's the only basis for which we recommend you stock your typical Faktor order.