Teenage Heathens is one of those Teflon-coated releases to which no amount of criticism will stick - and besides, our criticisms are negligible. Aside from raucous buttfucking, there isn't any real premise here. Kerkove just likes the sound of the word "heathens." Whatever. Despite being young and alluring, the Hispanic cast is so brazenly whorish that the concept of defiled innocence doesn't even spin in Skeeter's universe.

Every scene is a winner even though it basically replicates a pattern of positions with Xerox precision: double hummers, prone double penetration, crab cornholing and spooge-spittoon closers. Our favorite scene featured Skye, Wood and Bauer, just because.

Pre-nom for Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Latin.