The cast is uniformly solid, with a commendable work ethic - they've got their hip-grinding and sultry eye contact acts down pat. All the better to cavort around in a plethora of eye-catching sets (resembling hue-soaked variety show versions of the archetypical go-go bar, cabaret, dressing room, etc.). In fact, aside from the lack of authentic gut-wrenching passion, there's absolutely nothing to dislike!

Call us cynical, but all the lipstick, lingerie and lighting (lots of lighting: neon, noir, you name it) doesn't disguise the fact that another tepid crotch-slobbin' vid has escaped the mill. Of course, an optimist would call this half-assed review a compliment.