Is it parody? Is it satire? Or is it some kind of twisted Revisionjism? Whatever it is, hats off to newcomers the Brothers Poon for this fucktatstic slice of Arnold pie, a taste of (just maybe) what California's esteemed guv has his fingers into.

The Schwantz-man (Jay Huntington) does a damn credible job in all departments: accent, build and vag-stuffing, never letting down his act while getting down with a bevy of ripe pussy-liticos. Dig sweet and lovely Sharon Wilde's desktop boff with das Schwanz. Later, the muscle boss pumps up Trina Michaels and Tiffany Holiday, double dipping the eager supporters on his guv bed, which features a cheap Big Lots-looking comforter. Yah vol to the chief!

Pre-nom: Best Screenplay - Video.