It's back to the good old days of night clubbing, when lust/boogy-maddened patrons would boff the night away in places like Studio 54. Well, sort of.

There's no denying that Mercedez is a jaw-dropping piece of well-groomed dreamy porn flesh, but she just doesn't deliver in the slut category. Sure, she may look like someone you could never have (every devoted porn fans' reason to believe), but she looks like the girlfriend you could never have, as opposed to the perfectly filthy skank you could never have. It's like the princess doesn't want to get dirty or something. That's not the kind of behavior that got Jenna to the top.

Nicole Sheridan, on the other hand, has no such compunctions, and fills the glorious skank bill quite well. She gets filled by dual man-bats in the process. The piece has a nice look and is filled with the required erotic dance moves, yet it's lacking.