Good erotica needn't be clever, but neither does it have to be brain dead. (Then again, what should viewers expect from a guy whose nom de porn is Big Cockinme?)

Saki starts out with that ancient Asian icebreaker, "Me so horny." It's all downhill from there - unless you actually have an audience who salivates for overly grainy footage of dumpy, middle-aged chunkers playing with toys in cheap motel rooms.